Cute but a Little Too Wooden?

Over the past year I've been addicted to Bill Willingham's Fables, a truly epic comic series that puts a modern spin on dozens of familiar fairy-tale characters like Snow White and the Big Bad Wolf. I'm thinking that the story arc involving Pinocchio played a big role in this week's illustration for the Loaf. Yeah, probably.

Blotter: A man said he and his wife were kidnapped at gunpoint one morning – and they were forced to get in a blue van and held in Piedmont Park until almost 11 p.m. ...