soaper

Here's the new drawing for the weekly crime report. The original item:

HARD TIME STAYING CLEAN? At a pharmacy on Cascade Road, the manager said a man was caught stealing three boxes of Tylenol PM. "He was known for shoplifting soap from the store and has been arrested in the past for shoplifting," an officer wrote. Apparently, the employees know him as the "Soap Man." On this day, the Soap Man "was observed walking to the soap aisle and bypassed the soap and continued to aisle 11, the medication aisle," the officer noted.