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7/26/2007

 

wishin’ and hopin’

My friends John and Eric asked me to whip up a poster for their upcoming night of High Drag Drama (or is that Drag High Drama?) at Mary’s. The result is above.
Though I had fun with the main face (Norma, wearing perhaps the first turban I’ve ever drawn), it was the retro-fab silhouette of PTB in the lower corner that really made me giggle. John pointed me toward old Cindy Wilson videos for inspiration, though I ended up looking more at images of Nancy Sinatra and my personal idol, Dusty Springfield.

You Atlanta kids had better go check out their show: “So Sue Me,” 10 p.m. Aug. 10 at Mary’s in East Atlanta. (Sadly, I’ll be in P-Town that week and will miss all the fun.)

7/25/2007

 

farewell to the boy wander

Harry Potter, at last, is done.

I didn’t say dead, just done; I finally finished the seventh and final installment in the sprawling wizard-world epic, though readers who don’t want the big ending spoiled for them should probably stop reading now.

Seriously.

Will the rest of you — yes, glad to see that both of you stuck around — please humor me while I pile even more self-indulgent analysis onto an already tottering heap of instant commentary?

I liked the final book but also had many moments when I thought that J.K. Rowling had gone astray, somewhat akin to what I felt when I wrapped up Half-Blood Prince. If book six might have been more accurately titled, Harry Potter and The Tom Riddle Backstory, this one seemed to mainly exist to fill us in on Albus Dumbledore’s murky history, details of which are leaked out at an excruciatingly slow pace while Harry and pals evade the Nazi-like Death Eaters. I was troubled greatly by the author’s decision to break format and abandon the familiar Hogwarts setting for the great majority of the book, instead leaving our heroes most often cold and damp in some forest or another and always on the move. For a second there I thought I’d accidentally picked back up Cormac McCarthy’s The Road:

“We have to get going.”
“Can’t we stay in this forest one more night?”
“No, Ron, you know it’s not safe here.”

“I know. But are we still the good guys?”
“We’re still the good guys. Okay?”

“Okay.”


Okay, so I’m exaggerating a bit, but didn’t all the bleak forest-jumping stuff just wear you out? One review that I’ve read suggested that Rowling intended to thrust her characters into the harsh discomfort of the adult world in this book, and that may be so, but it doesn’t make me like it.
I was also troubled by how little we saw of some of my favorite characters in this book (where the hell was Professor McGonagall until the climatic final battle?) and surprised that I was moved by the death of Dobby, who annoyed the pants off me in previous books. (As an aside, I was also surprised that we never heard more about the veil that killed Sirius in Order of the Phoenix; I thought for sure it would pop up again, or maybe I missed something?)

But those are minor quibbles next to my last point. What editor in her right mind gave a green light to the story structure in place in the final six chapters? True, “The Battle of Hogwarts” manages to be an epic climax — even if I do find Rowland’s fight-scene prose sometimes hard to follow — and better writers than me have compared it to the magnificent clash of armies at the end of Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings. Rowling, however, goes out of her way to interrupt the action of her well-positioned climax with not one but two meandering detours into the misty Mountains of Exposition.
What happened? Couldn’t the long-overdue explanation for Snape’s duplicity have been handled earlier (and less clumsily)? And although I liked the scene at the afterlife King’s Cross Station, I tend to agree with the critics who commented that Rowling was writing herself in circles there.

But I’ll have to say she did it. Rowling pulled the whole thing off with just a few stumbles in the end and she proved with the last book that maybe she had a plan all along. This final installment seemed to go out of its way to revisit many of the major locations, spells, potions and characters from earlier books, not in a manner that felt like desperate recycling but as if to prove to us that Rowling had the whole thing figured out from the very start. I’m curious how well the series would stand up to a second reading, now knowing about Horcruxes and Hallows and who was going to croak in the end.

I’m also curious: What did everyone else think?

7/16/2007

 

rock on

High beams

For last week’s Blotter doodle, I had to pull out an issue of Rockstar for reference material on drawing a topless female torso.
Sadly, later that week, I received the news that raunchy Rockstar has gone to that big recycling bin in the sky — which really sucks because I’ve been writing their monthly TV column for the past year or so. It was a fun and relatively easy gig, and it put a smile on my divorced uncle’s face just knowing that his queer nephew had scored quite a coup by writing for a magazine that showed bare nipples.
Anyway, I’m not worried about it. Seems like every time one freelance gig ends, another begins. Let’s hope that trend continues.

7/11/2007

 

thanks, but no thanks

I’ve been a full-time freelancer now for seven months, splitting my time between drawing and writing. I guess it was bound to happen, but I recently had one of my illustrations rejected by a potential client.

Obviously, rejection is part of the game. During my time as an editor, I shot down stories, photos and artwork left and right. This is the first time I’ve been on the receiving end of the red pen, and it stings. I think it’s also been a good lesson for me, showing me when to cut my losses and move on. Thankfully, I’ve stayed on good terms with the client and have done subsequent work for them.

Below is the drawing that got the pass. It was for an article on environmentally friendly computers.

Green machine

7/09/2007

 

eye phone, part two

Scratch my previous post. I’m now on day four of iPhone ownership, and I love it.

Love it? OK, maybe “love” is a strong word, but it really is a miraculous, well-designed and revolutionary piece of hardware. Its seamless interface with the Web is a geeky wet dream. The photo and camera functions both make my old Razr seem like a horse-drawn carriage. (Note the ghostly self portrait I snapped the first night. Most of my other photos, though, have been dazzling and clear.)
I can’t imagine how I ever got by without having a Google Maps button in my pocket. And the touch screen itself is just beautiful.

I’ve only encountered two problems. First, some programs seem to freeze up, or else send you back to the home screen for no reason. I’ve seen this happen twice in four days.
Second, using the actual phone takes some getting used to. I ran into this yesterday when I dialed a doctor’s office and got their automated voice system, which required me to keep choosing menu options. Not a big deal, but it took an adjustment to have to keep pressing “keypad.” Such a trade off is worth it for the visual voicemail (seriously, why haven’t other companies offered this? It really is a no-brainer), which makes me never want to go back to my old phone again.

I’m also frustrated that the keyboard doesn’t turn to landscape orientation the way photos and Web sites do. This would be really handy when hammering out a text message, though I suspect that my clumsy thumbs will adapt over time.

But really, these are all minor squabbles. Nobody gets an iPhone expecting it to be completely bug-free; it’s all about techie prestige, right? I was standing in line at the dry cleaners yesterday when my phone rang. After I hung up, the lady behind the counter was ecstatic: “You got an iPhone?! Lemme see!”
I handed it over and she thumbed through my recent calls, asked to see the Internet. I showed her and she said she wanted to get one — but not for a year.
“I’ll wait for gen two,” she said, handing the phone back to me. “I’m fine with my Blackberry.”

7/05/2007

 

eye phone

Eye phone

After months of anticipation, speculation and trepidation, I have failed in my mission to get an iPhone.
In truth, I didn’t really try. When the long-awaited device finally hit stores last week, the BF and I were halfway to South Carolina, en route to a weekend at the lake with the in-laws. We didn’t return to civilization until Sunday night, and by then I wasn’t in the mood to deal with it.

I finally saw an actual iPhone yesterday. Three of them. We went to a July 4 pool party and the many iPhones on hand were the hit of the afternoon. Maybe it says something about the (rapidly advancing) age of my friends, but folks at the pool were a lot more interested in showing off their phones’ YouTube clips than cruising the boys in skimpy swimsuits. Sigh. Technology is a cruel mistress.

I haven’t given up on getting an iPhone, but I’m somewhat ambivalent about it—which surprises me. Thing is, I do actually need a new phone. I dropped my Razr in a glass of vodka (don’t ask) at my birthday party back in April, and the old girl hasn’t worked right since. But now, I feel like I’ve missed the first wave.

(The above illustration, by the way, actually has nothing to do with the iPhone mania. It’s another drawing for the Loaf.)