the charts whisperer has spoken

I just about peed my pants when I saw what Mark conjured up for my eerily insightful pop chart reading. He's really onto something here: He comes with your Extra Special Birthday Hits, songs that hit No. 1 on your birthday, and then uses the list to extrapolate the greater truths of your life.
I'll let you read what he said about my songs ("Lady Marmalade" by LaBelle, "Eternal Flame" by the Bangles), though I will say I'm eternally grateful that he skipped the obvious whore and flame jokes.
Genius.

The Charts Whisper Secrets