blitzen with relish

Call it a hunch, but I'm thinking it's a slow news day. The current headlines on CNN.com:

• Diner selling hotdogs made of reindeer meat
• Angelina Jolie: No plans to marry Brad Pitt
• U.S. agency: We did not target Princess Diana
• Boy, 11, kicks hawk in face to save his puppy
• That Osama, Obama thing nothing but B, S