hello, logo
[Morning conversation with the BF:]
Me: "So what's our cable provider?"
BF: "Um. Time Warner?"
Me: "Does that mean we now get Logo?"
BF: "What's Logo?"
Me: "Honey."
BF: "What! What? I'm sorry. Is that the gay channel?"
Me: "Yes. I think we'll get it when it launches."
BF: "Oh cool. When does it launch?"
Me: "I'm looking at the Time Warner site. Oh wait. It launched yesterday. Oh my god, I think we have it already."
[Turns digital cable box to channel 155]
Me: "Holy crap. We have Logo!"
BF: "Wow. And they're selling ... the Swiffer. Great."
Me: "Yeah, but they're selling Swiffers to gay men. Cool, huh?"
[long pause]
BF: "Gosh, we do need one of those, don't we?"
Me: "So what's our cable provider?"
BF: "Um. Time Warner?"
Me: "Does that mean we now get Logo?"
BF: "What's Logo?"
Me: "Honey."
BF: "What! What? I'm sorry. Is that the gay channel?"
Me: "Yes. I think we'll get it when it launches."
BF: "Oh cool. When does it launch?"
Me: "I'm looking at the Time Warner site. Oh wait. It launched yesterday. Oh my god, I think we have it already."
[Turns digital cable box to channel 155]
Me: "Holy crap. We have Logo!"
BF: "Wow. And they're selling ... the Swiffer. Great."
Me: "Yeah, but they're selling Swiffers to gay men. Cool, huh?"
[long pause]
BF: "Gosh, we do need one of those, don't we?"
6 Comments:
yay! next saturday, july 9 the documentary about the chitown dragons airs! :)
erm...
what is a "swifter"?
link????
it's the thing that you swift with. you know, collecting dust magically?
the gay channel is called logo? for real? Is it supposed to be something anti-corporate or something dealing with the bland homogenity of it all? I'm so confused and out of it.
Yeah, it's a mop/broom thing. Link added, just for you.
I bought my Swiffer before it was being marketed to gay men. Did they make a Logo-specific ad?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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